Post by james on Jul 8, 2012 9:59:02 GMT -5
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[style=width:350px; font-family: josefin sans; font-size: 30px; letter-spacing: 0px; text-align:center; color: #000; line-height: 80%; text-transform: uppercase; padding-bottom: 5px;]JAMES THAYER D'AMATO
CITIZEN. TWENTY. STUDENT AT NORTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY. LOUD. WILD. RESPECTFUL. ANGRY. PARTIER.
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,386,true][atrb=cellSpacing,0,true][atrb=cellPadding,0,true][atrb=style, width:130px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tzdmLPLg1ru8grso1_250.jpg);][/style] | [style=height: 180px; overflow: auto; font-size: 9px;]WELL, HELLO THERE, HOW ARE YOU? "tired, i guess. i had a late night on the town with a couple buddies of mine. we tend to get a little wild after a couple of drinks." I SUPPOSE THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR. WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU? I MEAN, YOU PROBABLY HAVE A NICKNAME OR SOMETHING. "the name is james thayer d'amato. i'd like to be called james, because i never really understood where 'jimmy' comes from. besides, i'll probably kill you if you ever call me jimmy. its such a little twerps name." AND HOW OLD ARE YOU? "i'm twenty. my birthday is may seventh, so i expect something in the mail for me." WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? "i'm current enrolled at boston university. jesus, are you trying to stalk me with all of these questions?" YOU KNOW, HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU YOU LOOK JUST LIKE... "that dude from the hunger games? alexander ludwig? yeah, girls tell me that all the time. i never thought my looks would come in handy, if you know what i mean." WHAT WERE THE LAST FIVE THINGS YOU BOUGHT? "shit, um, i bought a dozen or so shots last night? couple shirts, a few songs on itunes by john mayer, concert tickets and the best damn hamburger i've ever had. it was pretty good." IF YOU SHUFFLED YOUR IPOD RIGHT NOW, WHAT FIVE SONGS WOULD COME UP? "shadow days by john mayer. red solo cup by toby keith. dirt road anthem by jason alden. i'm yours by jason mraz and bad romance by lady gaga. don't make fun of the music i have. its kinda random like me, but i like having different types to listen to." THOSE ARE SOME GOOD SONGS...NOW, WHAT DO YOU HATE MORE THEN ANYTHING? LIKE, TOP FIVE HATED THINGS. "i hate my father. i cannot stand the smell of garlic. i hate the taste of pickles. i'm not a huge fan of twilight, i don't like the color brown and i don't like it when people act as though their shit doesn't smell." AND YOUR FEARS? "this is kind of weird, but i have a fear of people popping balloons in my face. some stupid clown did it to me when i was younger. and i have a fear of clowns, i don't think i could ever fly in a plane and, um,[coughs nervously] i have a fear of rejection and a fear of being left alone. i know it seems petty, but ever since my mother left..." THOSE ARE SCARY. NOW, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAMILY. WHAT ARE YOUR MOM AND DAD CALLED, AGES, ANY SIBLINGS AND SUCH? "my mom left me family after i was born. i have an older sister, she's pretty cool. she's twenty-two and doing her own thing. she has a ton of cash but i don't exactly know she gets all the money...anyways. my dad's name is thayer d'amato and he's the governor of massachutes. its part of the reason we live in boston, because he usually flies between boston and d.c. my grandparents live with us, and grammy is the nicest lady ever. i usually go to her and gramp more than anyone else in this damn messed up family. my father has this thing about only dating rich people, which is pretty much why he's never met any of my girlfriends. its like stop being such a judgmental douche. besides the fact that i was raised by his parents more than him and that my grandfather was the one to introduce me to baseball. baseball is pretty much my life and i have no idea what i would do without it. anyways, my father is never around, my mom just disappeared and my sister is probably doing some hardcore drugs. there's nothing really new with my life. its pathetic when you realize that your the normal one and you sleep around and screw up more relationships than you can count." WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? "seriously, what is this shit? i feel like i'm being interviews for college again. i really want to be recruited by the baseball league, considering i'm being scouted and i'm only a sophomore in college. recruiters have been saying that i may not even need to finish college which would be epic. i hate school." INTERESTING...DO YOU HAVE ANY ANIMALS? "i have a fish. i will get a dog when i leave campus though. i love dogs." ARE YOU SINGLE? BECAUSE I KNOW SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE. "yeah i'm single. whatever. no one can tame this mofo. maybe one day i'll find someone that can keep my interest for more than just two or three months, but that seems unlikely. i lost my virginity when i was fourteen to this twenty-two year old nanny, jasmine. damn, she was good. ever since then sex has been really all i've looked for." NICE TALKING TO YOU. HOPE I DIDN'T BOTHER YOU TOO MUCH. "thank god. i was getting tired of this constant bullshit questions." |
