meet me in the middle || SCOUT

[nixon mason grey]

nixgrey is mobile,

Babe.

I don't know why you had me sign up for this stupid thing. Do you know how long it took me to figure out how to sign on?

And what's a screen name? I'm so confused!

[SCOUT ELAYNA GREY]

SCOUT.AHEAD

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YOU'RE LIKE AN ADORABLE LITTLE SEVENTY-YEAR OLD MAN.

TELL ME HOW THE CEO OF A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE INSTANT MESSENGER? I'M SURPRISED YOU WERE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD BEFORE ME, TO BE HONEST. ;)

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[nixon mason grey]

nixgrey is mobile,

That's offensive! I'm not old. This stuff is just unnecessary.

nixgrey is offline

nixgrey is online and mobile

SEE? I keep pushing the wrong buttons!

I communicated with the outside world just fine by talking on my cell phone. But, what are you doing in like an hour? I'll be done with this wretched doctor's appointment and I'd like to take you out for lunch.

[SCOUT ELAYNA GREY]

SCOUT.AHEAD

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YOU ARE OLD. YOU'RE A TOTAL OF TWO YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND THAT MAKES YOU AN OLD FART.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW STUCK IN THE STONE AGE OF TECHNOLOGY YOU ARE. WHO DID ALL OF YOUR SKYPE CALLS AND WHATEVER AT WORK? YOU HAD SOME CUTE LITTLE SECRETARY I DON'T KNOW ABOUT, DIDN'T YOU?

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[nixon mason grey]

nixgrey is mobile,

Way to not answer my question.

But I never did Skype calls. Charlie always took care of that shit. So unless you're imagining Charlie in heels and a mini skirt, you have nothing to worry about.

[SCOUT ELAYNA GREY]

SCOUT.AHEAD

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I GOT DISTRACTED, BUT I FIGURED YOU AUTOMATICALLY KNEW MY ANSWER WOULD BE YES. OF COURSE I WANT TO GO TO LUNCH WITH THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN ALL OF BOSTON. HOW CAN A GIRL RESIST?

NOW I'M PICTURING CHARLIE IN HIGH HEELS AND A MINI SKIRT. THANKS.

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[nixon mason grey]

nixgrey is mobile,

Ohhh...what do you want now? Brown nosing, are we?

You're welcome. I live to serve. :D

[SCOUT ELAYNA GREY]

SCOUT.AHEAD

is online

I'M NEVER ANYTHING BUT HONEST WITH YOU, AND YOU KNOW IT

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[nixon mason grey]

nixgrey is mobile,

I know there's a catch. There just has to be.

I also want to know why I'm being forced to go to this doctor's appointment. I am not a fan.

[SCOUT ELAYNA GREY]

SCOUT.AHEAD

is online

THERE'S NO CATCH O:) BUT I'M IN THE MOOD FOR FISH FOR SOME WEIRD REASON... I DON'T EVEN LIKE FISH. FISH STICKS MAYBE?

I OFFERED TO GO WITH YOU, BUT YOU'RE STUBBORN. YOU OLD MAN, YOU.

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[nixon mason grey]

nixgrey is mobile,

Gross. Fish? Really, love? I don't know if I can accept that as a lunch choice.

Why would you need to go anyway? They're just going to give me a new eating program, which bloody sucks.

[SCOUT ELAYNA GREY]

SCOUT.AHEAD

is online

YEAH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I VOTE TACOS.

TO BE WITH YOU? BECAUSE I WANT TO? BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO SUPPORT YOU? BECAUSE I CAN'T COOK AND LEARNING WHAT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO EAT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY INADEQUACIES? I DON'T KNOW. HAHA

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