Post by GENESIS MARCHETTE MANCINI on Dec 5, 2012 16:32:15 GMT -5
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CITIZEN. ROYALSTANDARD. BEHATI PRINSLOO. PSYCHIATRIST. TWENTY-FOUR. INTELLIGENT. LAIDBACK. HUMOROUS.
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,386,true][atrb=cellSpacing,0,true][atrb=cellPadding,0,true][atrb=style, width:130px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejqfrLYD21ropafpo1_250.jpg);][/style] | [style=height: 180px; overflow: auto; font-size: 9px;]"so tell us a bit about yourself, genesis." no, no, no. you see, it isn't going to be that way in this interview. you're going to tell me about you. "um, how exactly is that going to..." i'm italian, how about you? that's an easy one. "but this is about you, not me, i'm just a rolepl--" no excuses! you're american right? an only child? siblings? "does that even matter...?" well, for instance, i have four older brothers, one younger brother, and a baby sister. my parents got married when they were fifteen because that was the thing to do back then, and they started having kids right away. italians like to do that, you know. "wow, seven kids..." and every single one of us was loved, don't you doubt it. we're a big family, but we couldn't be closer to one another. it's great, really. i was born in the states - i know my italian lilt belies my upbringing, i can't help it - but my oldest brother was born in italy. pretty cool, am i right? "that is pretty cool, but why did your parents get married so young?" it's hard to stuff seven kids - or more - into one lifetime, ya know? they had to get started early. but i'm the one asking the questions not you. okay, next. what do you do for a living? "i'm seriously not comfortable talking about this, you should--" why aren't you comfortable? it's not like you're giving blood. i'm a psychiatrist - hence my interest in your mental state - and i love the intricacies of the human brain. it's very fascinating. "is that so..." definitely! haven't you ever just wanted to know what someone was thinking? "yeah, and then i realize that i probably don't really want to know after all..." awww, but that takes all of the fun out of it! you have to think outside of the box! get out every once in a while. "i get out, thank you very much." i highly doubt that. anyway, do you have any pets? "i used to, and now i don't." that's a shame. i have a raccoon. "you're...kidding me...right?" nope. he's very clever, actually. you know, they're extremely intelligent. he likes stealing people's wallets. by the way, here's your credit card back. "um...thanks." anyway, his name is meeko because i'm a huge disney movie buff, and i'm not sorry about it. "your self-confidence is astounding." that's the key to enjoying life, royal. may i call you royal? "sure, why not...it's not like i can stop you..." anyway, royal, as i was saying... loving yourself is the key to being a full person. once you can forgive yourself, and love yourself, you can overcome any obstacle. that's the real ticket to paradise, if you know what i mean. "why did that manage to sound strangely kinky?" don't you know psychiatrists think all issues go back to sex? do we even have to address the issue? "you don't seem like the type to be... what's the best way to put this... discouraged by what happens in the bedroom." ha, you have no idea. if a woman doesn't enjoy herself in the sack, what's the point in even having a-- "okayyyy thank you for the insight." well, it's true. don't be a prude. "yeah, i'm not a prude, you're just a pervert." i'm in touch with my sensuality, there is nothing wrong with that. it's healthy in fact. i'm single and i like it that way. and before you ask something rude like 'were you touched as a child' the answer is no. i have a healthy grasp on romance, meaning i have no romance. "so there's no one you find attractive? girls? guys?" oh, definitely men, cucciolo. i tried the girl thing in college, not my cup of tea. but, as far as relationship status, like i said: single. there's really no need to tie myself down. if i'm in love with anything, it's my job... and probably my raccoon. family is a big thing for me too. we italians are happy in our big families. "how lovely, so i guess this interview is over then?" if you want it to be over, it can be. how does that makes you feel? "oh brother..." |
