Post by VADIM ISAAK PETROV on Feb 19, 2013 23:03:47 GMT -5
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[style=width:350px; font-family: josefin sans; font-size: 30px; letter-spacing: 0px; text-align:center; color: #000; line-height: 80%; text-transform: uppercase; padding-bottom: 5px;]VADIM ISAAK PETROV
CRIMINAL. SID. ANDY BIERSACK. ERRAND BOY. 20. SARCASTIC. WITTY. NIGHTMARE.
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=width,386,true][atrb=cellSpacing,0,true][atrb=cellPadding,0,true][atrb=style, width:130px; height: 200px; background-image: url(http://i48.tinypic.com/2ms1p49.png);][/style] | [style=height: 180px; overflow: auto; font-size: 9px;]Q: What's your name? Sup? Name's Vadim. It's technically pronounced like Vah-deem..but it's spelled B, little russian a, kinda square looking capital russian a, backwards uppercase n, uppercase m the size of a lowercase m. Confused? I don't blame you. Just call me Russian Sith Lord Vader...or drop formalities and just call me Vader. Everyone else does. Q: Where are you from? If you couldn't guess by now, I am clearly French, and if you believe what I just said, than clearly you are also unintelligent. Or gullible. One of the two. No, I am Russian...born and raised. Let me explain before the usual questions come, for example "But you speak English!" Yes, I do in fact speak English. Just as Americans have Spanish class and Italian class, us foreigners have English class, and I can't even begin to tell you my disliking for the word phone. Q: How'd you end up in Boston? Funny story, I'm actually one of those mail order brides. You see I wasn't making enough money as a prostitute so I had to resort to more desparate measures. The plan worked flawlessly, and after I was shipped in a rather large envelope with extra postage and handling, the man who ordered me realized that I in fact have a penis and sent me on my merry way to order some lovely woman from India. Q: Are you always so sarcastic? Sarcastic? I don't know the meaning of the word. No, seriously, I'm still learning English...what does sarcastic mean? Q: How old are you? Twenty, and the youngest of my siblings though sometimes I really think I might as well be the second oldest, my maturity level is much higher. Take that into consideration. Q: Second oldest? Who is the oldest, then? My sister, Anya. Q: Are you close with your sister? Definitely. Q: Are you close with any of your other siblings? To a point. We're not really a Brady Bunch kind of family. Q: What kind of family would that be? Oh, you know, the whole sappy we all love each other and everything always ends up okay bit that you see in sitcom families. We're real. Q: You don't seem to like talking about your family. That wasn't a question. Q: Fine. Chicks or dicks? Chicks, like the animal? Q: No...chicks like...are you into females or males? OH. Bare with me please, not too much slang with the foreigner. I definitely like girls, I've never been into guys and I don't really ever see myself being into them. There would probably be less drama. Q: Do you have a girlfriend then? Why, are you available? Q: Maybe we should bring this to an end. Any last questions or comments? Yes, do not underestimate me. |
